10 Things I Say on a Daily Basis
1. Ellery, come see mommy...
2. That is the (insert words of choice here, ie: grossest dinner, funniest joke, biggest booger) in the history of the universe.
3. What are we going to have for supper?
5. I'm sorry? (and yeah, I say it as a question)
6. Oh, mommy loves you!
7. Chris, I swear to God...
9. Are you f*cking kidding me?!
10. Ellery did you poop?!