Monday, March 16, 2009

More Titillating Talks

*After sitting in front of the computer for 45 minutes, racking my brain for a blog idea (and being a total loser and checking out the Perez Hilton website, which I have never done before, and never will again, yuck!), I finally turn to the husband for help.

What can I blog about?
Blog abouuuuuuuut....

*I start eye rolling right away.

Blog about...how great I am.
Hahahahahahaha! Yeah. No.
Blog about...blog about this conversation.
I can't. I just did one of those.
Blog abouuuuuuuut...
Quit saying "blog about!"
Blog abouuuuuuuut...
I will come over there and kick you right in the shin!
I have no ideas, you're asking the wrong person!

*I keep staring at him, my eyebrows raised expectantly. He finally looks away from his playstation game long enough to notice.

Blog abouuuuuut...

*I huff exasperatedly.

Blog as if it's 10 years in the future.
Nooooooo! That's gay!
F*ck it. I give up...I swear to God Alison...
Fine! Geez...

*A few moments go by while I type all that.

I'd kick you, you know.
You'd kick me?
Yeah, I would.
But?
Well I can't reach you from here.
But if I was over there you'd kick me good and hard?
Yep. Are you coming?
Uh huh, in just a sec.



*In case anyone is worried - this is often how we talk to each other. There are plenty of threats of violence (usually from me), but it's all love - I promise.

2 Comments:

Blogger Chief Rock Chef said...

Domestic Violence is fine if you love each other :-)

4:22 AM  
Blogger Slyde said...

my wife threatens to beat me all the time... i think its in you girls DNA

12:38 PM  

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