Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Are They Pornstar Wannabes or Do They Just Really Like Clean Clothes?

Our neighbours upstairs are a couple that I'm guessing are in their early 60's. They've taken a liking to Ellery, and from what I can tell watching them carry cases of empty beer bottles out of their place, they have taken a liking to Labatt's Blue as well.

No matter, they're sweet and we like them a lot.

But here's the thing - their washing machine sounds like a squeaky bed when someone is doing the nasty.

And they do laundry all the time.

I know it's laundry and not their sexual prowess, because their laundry room is directly above mine, and when I'm standing in mine, I can tell it's their washer. Hmm, unless they're always "doing laundry" because they like to do the whole sit-on-the-washer-during-the-spin-cycle-and-get-it-on" scenario...

Either way, it's hard to look them in the eye sometimes when I've heard the "laundry" going all evening the night before.


Blogger Slyde said...

you beat me to it. They are definitely going it on the washer.

i did that once.. it was fun...

i recommend trying the spin cycle..

3:52 PM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

They might be bumping uglies.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Sitting in Silence said...

They are so doing the dirty on the washer....I reckon at that age you would have to add a little spice...hence MR spin cycle....hope they hold on tight...dont want no broken hip from slidding off it...LMAO

5:09 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Ali, I love your stories!

6:54 PM  
Blogger Chief Rock Chef said...

I recon they are using the sound of the washer to hide the other sounds they are making. I bet they know stuff that would make pornstars blush! Heheh!

3:34 AM  
Blogger sid said...

Ha ha ha. Can't help but laugh at CRC's comment.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Teresa said...

I could drill a hole in your ceiling and solve the mystery! might be scarred for life if they never wash their clothes!

2:23 PM  

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