Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Are They Pornstar Wannabes or Do They Just Really Like Clean Clothes?

Our neighbours upstairs are a couple that I'm guessing are in their early 60's. They've taken a liking to Ellery, and from what I can tell watching them carry cases of empty beer bottles out of their place, they have taken a liking to Labatt's Blue as well.

No matter, they're sweet and we like them a lot.

But here's the thing - their washing machine sounds like a squeaky bed when someone is doing the nasty.

And they do laundry all the time.

I know it's laundry and not their sexual prowess, because their laundry room is directly above mine, and when I'm standing in mine, I can tell it's their washer. Hmm, unless they're always "doing laundry" because they like to do the whole sit-on-the-washer-during-the-spin-cycle-and-get-it-on" scenario...

Either way, it's hard to look them in the eye sometimes when I've heard the "laundry" going all evening the night before.

7 Comments:

Blogger Slyde said...

you beat me to it. They are definitely going it on the washer.

i did that once.. it was fun...

i recommend trying the spin cycle..

3:52 PM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

They might be bumping uglies.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Sitting in Silence said...

They are so doing the dirty on the washer....I reckon at that age you would have to add a little spice...hence MR spin cycle....hope they hold on tight...dont want no broken hip from slidding off it...LMAO

5:09 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Ali, I love your stories!

6:54 PM  
Blogger Chief Rock Chef said...

I recon they are using the sound of the washer to hide the other sounds they are making. I bet they know stuff that would make pornstars blush! Heheh!

3:34 AM  
Blogger sid said...

Ha ha ha. Can't help but laugh at CRC's comment.

6:57 AM  
Blogger Teresa said...

I know...you could drill a hole in your ceiling and solve the mystery! cept...you might be scarred for life if they never wash their clothes!

2:23 PM  

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