Are They Pornstar Wannabes or Do They Just Really Like Clean Clothes?

Our neighbours upstairs are a couple that I'm guessing are in their early 60's. They've taken a liking to Ellery, and from what I can tell watching them carry cases of empty beer bottles out of their place, they have taken a liking to Labatt's Blue as well.

No matter, they're sweet and we like them a lot.

But here's the thing - their washing machine sounds like a squeaky bed when someone is doing the nasty.

And they do laundry all the time.

I know it's laundry and not their sexual prowess, because their laundry room is directly above mine, and when I'm standing in mine, I can tell it's their washer. Hmm, unless they're always "doing laundry" because they like to do the whole sit-on-the-washer-during-the-spin-cycle-and-get-it-on" scenario...

Either way, it's hard to look them in the eye sometimes when I've heard the "laundry" going all evening the night before.