How to be Sexy, According to...Me?
His email read:
Last night I had a dream about you.
You had written a book called "How to be Sexy" and it was a roaring success. You were on all the big chat shows on TV and touring giving lectures to masses of people who wanted to know the secret. I even got to meet you when you visited England to share your wisdom!
Thought you might enjoy that one!
I am absolutely tickled at the idea that I could ever know enough about being sexy to write a book and become famous!
If only I actually had a clue...