Titillating Conversations of a Married Couple
I'm in pink, the husband is in blue.
We need to have a good conversation so I can blog about it.
Okay, what do you want to converse about?
I don't know...
Well, have I talked about anything funny in my sleep lately?
And usually I'm just pissed off at you all the time lately, so I can't write about that. (laughing)
Apparently I sneer...so he says.
He totally ignores me for awhile while he watches tv.
What are you watching?
The end of a baseball game.
Are you really excited?
He looks about as excited as a wet mop.
Can you tell?
Well you're sitting like a tool! (more laughing)
Well I want to go to bed, why don't you come to bed?
He stands up, but is sort of hunched over like an ogre.
Oooh, that's a super sexy stance...
He starts swaying his hips back and forth and gyrating a little.
Yeah, you see this????
Rolling my eyes.
Fine, let's go to bed.
And I just typed this.
He thinks for a moment.
Did you talk about my moves?
Me laughing that he thinks what he was doing was "moves".