Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Titillating Conversations of a Married Couple

Last night at around 10:30 pm...

I'm in pink, the husband is in blue.

We need to have a good conversation so I can blog about it.

Okay, what do you want to converse about?

I don't know...

Well, have I talked about anything funny in my sleep lately?


And usually I'm just pissed off at you all the time lately, so I can't write about that. (laughing)

Don't sneer.

Apparently I he says.

He totally ignores me for awhile while he watches tv.

What are you watching?

The end of a baseball game.

Are you really excited?

He looks about as excited as a wet mop.

Can you tell?

Well you're sitting like a tool! (more laughing)

Well I want to go to bed, why don't you come to bed?

He stands up, but is sort of hunched over like an ogre.


Oooh, that's a super sexy stance...

He starts swaying his hips back and forth and gyrating a little.

Yeah, you see this????

Rolling my eyes.

Fine, let's go to bed.

And I just typed this.

Typed what?

This conversation.


He thinks for a moment.

Did you talk about my moves?

Me laughing that he thinks what he was doing was "moves".

Oh yeah!


Blogger Slyde said...

my god, if my woman wrote about all my sexy moves i'd be in serious trouble in the blogosphere...

2:02 PM  
Blogger James said...

Foreplay..foreplay. Too much information

6:15 PM  
Blogger Ali said...

Um, guys? No no - those were not his SEX moves, lol. Just, you know, moves :)

7:05 PM  
Blogger terri said...

LOL... Poor Chris! But I totally pictured him, in his boxers (Sorry Chris)... and did you actually say he was in boxers? Maybe my mind just made that up...doin' the moves!

9:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol... Married life. How exciting it can be ;-)

12:41 AM  
Blogger Chief Rock Chef said...

The funny thing is, lame as his moves where, you went for it!

Hi-5 to Chris, I say!

5:31 AM  
Blogger Ali said...

Oh man! LOL! This post is so not getting the reaction I expected!

Okay - to the men (since this is what you all seem to think anyways) - those were absolutely Chris' sex moves, and I absolutely fell prey to them :) woohoo!

Ladies - you know what I actually mean though, right? He was being faux-sexy, and to humour him I went to bed at the same time he did. Far less exciting than the male set seems to think, but alright :)

10:07 AM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

I call that "firing a shot over the bow". If she keeps going about her business then no livin' for Wreg. If she falters then oh sweet Moses.

6:35 AM  
Blogger James said...

Uh-huh. So you were just humouring him huh? That means he pretended he was being faux sexy but you were captivated anyway. He's still got it...

2:40 AM  
Blogger Sitting in Silence said...

LMAO....I'm with ya Ali....MOVES !

4:36 AM  
Blogger Laura said...

Hi Ali- Yes, I am home. I know I've been slacking off on the blog writing. I don't even really have an excuse other than I haven't felt like blogging. Thanks for giving me a much needed kick in the butt! It's nice to know someone is checking my blog :)

I'll post something soon about our trip to Hawaii.

11:49 AM  

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