Thursday, November 26, 2009


My computer has temporarily (I hope!) been taken over by porn stars and men with permanent erections!

Now that I have your attention...I'm serious. Over the last 48 hours my home computer has been infected with some kind of crazy virus which randomly opens porn sites and commercials for viagra. Repeatedly. Without end. A brand new window every time.

This morning I woke up to 51 windows of porn. And though that might sound hot to some of you, I really didn't need to rub the sleep from my eyes to see screen after screen of muffless girls giving each other spankings. Ahem.

The really weird part about this, is that I *just* installed McAfee on my computer two weeks ago. It has been scanning and said that everything is nice and clean, but otherwise, my computer has been unprotected for years. And virus free. Go figure.

And the other part is that it keeps opening these things in Internet Explorer, which nobody uses. I'm a Firefox girl, so what the hell?

I dunno what's going on, but I know that it needs to be fixed. My computer is home all alone, turned off, most likely being infected by wave after wave of STD's by all the dirty porn stars and the men with the permanent erections that are screwing them...


Blogger James said...

Ah I had this multiple window thing once. As soon as the windows started to multiply I pulled the plug out. If I remember I had to take it down town eventually.

1:26 AM  
Blogger Rock Chef said...

Maybe this comes free with McAfee?

And of course you can't just uninstall Explorer...

For years now I have been using a free anti-virus prog called Avast:

It has worked really well for me.

3:05 AM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

I use Chrome as my browser.

If you give me the url I'll investigate the muffless girls spanking each other. This sounds painful.

I am glad you are blogging more often.

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Oh God! I think your Blog has caught it too!

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