Only At Our House
The following conversation takes place between 9:15 and 9:18pm:
*precursor - it has been bloody sweltering here, so pretty much whenever we're home, we're naked or damn close to it - I swear, Ellery is going to grow up thinking we're nudists*
Me: Ugh...it's hot...
Husband: I know, and tomorrow's supposed to be 30 degrees.
Me: Ugh.
Husband: (looking over from where he's stretched out on the couch) Whoops...I thought if I pulled the blinds mostly closed, the bush outside was high enough that the neighbours couldn't see me...
Me: (glancing at the patio doors he's referring to) And?
Husband: Well the bush isn't high enough.
Me: (laughing) Oh yeah?
Husband: Yeah, so they can see me...in my...lingerie.
Me: What? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*He was wearing boxers and a wife beater.
*precursor - it has been bloody sweltering here, so pretty much whenever we're home, we're naked or damn close to it - I swear, Ellery is going to grow up thinking we're nudists*
Me: Ugh...it's hot...
Husband: I know, and tomorrow's supposed to be 30 degrees.
Me: Ugh.
Husband: (looking over from where he's stretched out on the couch) Whoops...I thought if I pulled the blinds mostly closed, the bush outside was high enough that the neighbours couldn't see me...
Me: (glancing at the patio doors he's referring to) And?
Husband: Well the bush isn't high enough.
Me: (laughing) Oh yeah?
Husband: Yeah, so they can see me...in my...lingerie.
Me: What? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*He was wearing boxers and a wife beater.
posted by Ali at 10:20 PM
9 Comments:
Um, what is a wife beater?
BTW, my wife keeps telling me off for going naked into the kitchen late at night - she is sure that the neighbours can see me. My argument is that they would have to look very hard to see anything interesting!
LOL! Sorry John, a wife beater is just a really bad name for a muscle shirt, or tank top, or sleeveless undershirt :)
I see - a top that makes you LOOK like a wife beater! I will use that name from now on, I love it. My body-building younger brother wears them all the time...
You guys have the most interesting conversations! LOL!
My boys have been wearing those wife beaters for years. It's such a hideous name, but we've grown so used to it we don't give it a 2nd thought. Actually, we just refer to them as beaters.
I saw two neighbors naked, no three naked before. Two guys and a woman.
It's not uncommon for us to walk up to the barn in underwear and a tee shirt.
I don't own a wife beater.
I have a couple of wife beaters but I only wear them to the gym.
That cracks me up I never heard that before.
I swear the following is true:
when I got married to my first wife the vicar told me to beat my wife every friday for a happy marriage.
I say just put a "tip jar" out and maybe it can be somewhat of a part time job! LOL!!
I think that Teresa has been drinking that beer that Zig persuaded her to buy!
That's hot.
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