Only At Our House
*precursor - it has been bloody sweltering here, so pretty much whenever we're home, we're naked or damn close to it - I swear, Ellery is going to grow up thinking we're nudists*
Me: Ugh...it's hot...
Husband: I know, and tomorrow's supposed to be 30 degrees.
Husband: (looking over from where he's stretched out on the couch) Whoops...I thought if I pulled the blinds mostly closed, the bush outside was high enough that the neighbours couldn't see me...
Me: (glancing at the patio doors he's referring to) And?
Husband: Well the bush isn't high enough.
Me: (laughing) Oh yeah?
Husband: Yeah, so they can see me...in my...lingerie.
Me: What? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*He was wearing boxers and a wife beater.