Compensating Maybe?
As I was in line at Tim Horton's this morning, waiting patiently for my early morning caffeine fix, I noticed the truck in front of me.
It was a big, tough looking Dodge 4x4.
This was his back window.
Please, oh please...can I take this treasure home to meet my dad?
I can tell you right now that he would be waiting in the yard with a smile and a shotgun.
I did laugh when I read it, then felt a little disgusted, then as we pulled up a little in the line I caught a glimpse of the guy driving. My window was open and he was looking right at me through his side-view mirror.
He was maybe 102 pounds, had a shaved head and little spindly arms, he was maybe 21 at the most. I smiled again when I thought about his truck window - I think he thought I was smiling at him.
That made me laugh.
It was a big, tough looking Dodge 4x4.
This was his back window.
Please, oh please...can I take this treasure home to meet my dad?
I can tell you right now that he would be waiting in the yard with a smile and a shotgun.
I did laugh when I read it, then felt a little disgusted, then as we pulled up a little in the line I caught a glimpse of the guy driving. My window was open and he was looking right at me through his side-view mirror.
He was maybe 102 pounds, had a shaved head and little spindly arms, he was maybe 21 at the most. I smiled again when I thought about his truck window - I think he thought I was smiling at him.
That made me laugh.
7 Comments:
It took a minute to catch on. Yes, a fine catch he would be.
I didn't know you allowed rednecks in Cananda.
hehehe - See, its people like this that make parenthood scary! Good thing I already have a nice arsenal in my basement to keep these people away :)
I saw the same asshole driving home from work yesterday. He was dodging i n and out of traffic, for all of us to see the beloved catch phrase. I think he's gay.
Priceless!
you might be a red neck if...
There's a truck in fort that has "GIT R DONE!" covering the entire back window...
Ewww Ewww Ewww! I wish I could come up with something more insightful to say, but, um....EWWW.
To quote Pink:
"It's just you and your hand tonight!"
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