Frustration Does NOT Become Me

Grrrr...I hate computer lingo and gobbledy-gook.
As I mentioned before, one of my co-workers showed me how to change the links on my blog. It seemed easy enough, not too hard once you really look at it.
So I printed out my entire template of HTML code and decided to figure out everything I wanted to change and then do it all at once.
But what I thought was going to be "easy" turns out to be ridiculously hard.
I know that most people out there are laughing, going "is this girl suffering from some form of snail's pace brain function?" But I absolutely can not figure out this garbage. It's like I'm reading hieroglyphics or something. Boo, hoo - all I wanna do is change some colours and stuff.

On a happier note (for me anyways) when I ran out to go to Shoppers DrugMart to drop off some film a little while ago, Mean Girl had her car in the middle of the parking lot trying to change her tire. She was trying to get the lugnuts or whatever they're called off her car and wasn't having much luck, she was on her knees and looking pretty cranky. So what did I do? Well I hopped in my car, rolled down the windows, cranked some Sublime, put on my shades and screeched past her as I yelled "I can see your panties!" Real mature hey?
Whatever, it made me feel better and now that I've written this all down I've calmed myself a little...guess I'll get back to this heiroglyphics junk. However, don't be surprised if the changes never happen.