Stupid Pervert Spam
Usually there are a few things that have arrived overnight, so I quickly scan through them while I have a moment to myself. Depending on the account, there are facebook updates, personal emails, freelance jobs, etc. And, as always, there is the spam. The dirty, stupid, pervert spam - usually telling me how I can "increase the girth of my manhood".
Ahem. Pervert spammers...just why is it that you assume I'm a man? And why do you assume that if I am a man, I wouldn't already have an amazingly impressive manhood? Because I assure you - if I was a dude, it would be impressive.
Anyways, I'll leave you with a few that were gracing my junk mail this morning...
-Your love-muscle needs upgrading...
-Bigger is better for getting the chicks!
-Give it to her - viagra samples free!!!!