Friday, January 30, 2009

Stupid Pervert Spam

Every morning I get up, make coffee, and check my email accounts before I go and grab my babbling daughter out of her crib.

Usually there are a few things that have arrived overnight, so I quickly scan through them while I have a moment to myself. Depending on the account, there are facebook updates, personal emails, freelance jobs, etc. And, as always, there is the spam. The dirty, stupid, pervert spam - usually telling me how I can "increase the girth of my manhood".

Ahem. Pervert spammers...just why is it that you assume I'm a man? And why do you assume that if I am a man, I wouldn't already have an amazingly impressive manhood? Because I assure you - if I was a dude, it would be impressive.

Anyways, I'll leave you with a few that were gracing my junk mail this morning...

-Your love-muscle needs upgrading...
-Bigger is better for getting the chicks!
-Give it to her - viagra samples free!!!!

7 Comments:

Blogger Chief Rock Chef said...

What can I say? I've tried them all, but nothing helps!

Pervert Word Verification = panti

10:47 AM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

My 84 year old mother gets this same spam.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Sitting in Silence said...

LMAO....Viagra for woman....Now I have heard about this...
Reckon you can get ya hands on some Ali...LMAO
We may be missing out of something ! x

7:08 PM  
Blogger terri said...

My favorite x-rated spam from the work email: "Tie her up and beat her with your stick." I laughed so hard I cried.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

Once a few years ago we encountered a mysteries $450 charge on our debit card. Gigi enquired further and found out that the charge was for penis enhancement pills.

Gigi calmly called the bank and told them we were charged $450 for penis pills she did order or receive and she didn’t even have a penis.

The woman at the bank was in hysterical laughter and reversed the charge.

7:04 AM  
Blogger Wreggie said...

That was "didn't order". Sorry did't check my sentence structure or whatever you are nerdy about.

Oh shit....I can't believe I have made this error on your blog of all blogs!

We didn't order penis pills okay? Did not.

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Rob Fleming said...

Viagra for women??? isn't that a big Diamond ring?

10:32 AM  

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