I Like 'Em Shriveled...hahahahahaha!
As I was laughing away at this, I suddenly remembered a childhood crush I had...on a, um, raisin. Yes, you read that right, on a raisin. On one of The California Raisins to be exact.
I don't remember everything about it, but I do know that my crush developed after seeing their Christmas special, and I know that it was on the cool "leader" raisin, and his name was AC. Ahem.
After checking Wikipedia, I also know that the Christmas special came out in 1987, so considering the fact that I was 7 years old, I don't think I should really be able to be teased about it. Right? RIGHT?!
Ah, tease me if you want, but I distinctly remember AC being one dreamy raisin.