I Am Bored
I'm at work. I am bored as shit. Well, as bored as I imagine shit would be if it had feelings. I have one monstrous pile of work on my desk. I'm ignoring it. I just ate a Ferrero Rocher. It made me happy. I've decided that next week is the absolute latest I can tell my boss I'm pregnant. Even though I've gained only 3.5 pounds, somehow a little belly has sprung from nowhere. It's becoming increasingly difficult to find a shirt that doesn't show the belly. I'm hungry. Don't know what I'm gonna eat for lunch. I imagine it won't be long before the boys are hounding me to eat something. I have a new Nightmare Before Christmas calendar in my office. It makes me happy too. I wore my glasses upstairs to the office with me today. That was dumb. I'll probably be halfway home before I realize I can't see because I left my glasses on my desk. I need to water my office plants. They're looking a little rough. Damn I'm bored. Something smells funny. Someone must be heating up some funky leftovers. Great. Now my stomach is rumbling. Hey there is a staple just laying on my desk. I wonder where it came from. If you made it through this you must be as bored as I am. Peace out.
posted by Ali at 11:50 AM
8 Comments:
Now I want Ferrero Rocher too!
I am off home now - I work a bit late on Tuesdays :-(
Look after the bump!
Bored. Yes. Work to do. Check. Doing it? No. Reading your blog? Oh yes. I have wanted chocolate all afternoon. I am jealous to see you had some. Grrrr.
that was a funny post - I enjoyed it -
We're on the same page today! I have a ton of stuff I should be doing, but I just can't focus, so I'm reading blogs and watching the clock.
I'm jealous that you have a Nightmare Before Christmas calendar. That is only one of the best movies EVER! My son, Jake and I used to watch that over and over!
That was a hilarious stream of consciousness...
So...that's what it is like being in your head huh...LOL!!
That was fun!
Don't tell the boss.... it'll be an awesome surprise!
Loved spending Saturday with you and Chris... Irene and I had fun.
*sings* woooo waaaaa wooooo woo woo woo wooo
I always see you around the blogs that I go to and today I was like... let me just this ALI out. Congrats on being pregnant. I am taking it that it is your first?... I must read down to check.
I am bored today too. My boss isn't coming in today. I have more than one stack of papers on my desk. No plants to water (big fake plant-tree in corner of office), I have staples on my desk as well. Dust. Half cup of green tea that I didn't drink from yesterday... guess I can go wash that out.
Will be back... ;-)
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