Wednesday, July 04, 2007
You know what I would hate to be?
Chairs get a pretty raw deal when you think about it.
Someone's ass is always on your face, you get kicked and shoved around, kids jump on you, things are spilled on you.
If you are an office chair your knobs and levers get fondled by people trying to force you up and down and tilted this way and that, without even buying you dinner or a new set of wheels first.
They have their way with you and sometimes have their way on you.
If you are a particularly comfy chair your figure may get ruined from someone's butt groove. Dogs pee on you, cats scratch you, kids wipe their boogers on you, and ewwww...people fart on you.
Nope, I wouldn't want to be a chair.