Friday, April 11, 2008

The What in the Whatnow?

This happened a few years ago, but I came across this story while I was up for my standard heartburn induced Tums-a-thon tonight.
It gave me one of the worst shudders ever (I can't even imagine what you boys will actually do) followed by several incredulous rounds of "What?!?!" yelled at the computer, then followed by laughter.

Happy Friday!

Pencil in Penis Backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who successfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."


Blogger Rock Chef said...

My bits just halved in size!

[Shudder, squirm!]

Does it say whether the woman was impressed?

3:14 AM  
Blogger Reggie said...

Boy, he must have been jonesin' for some nooky to do that.

Did it say whether it was a golf pencil or a new number 2?

5:49 AM  
Blogger mr zig said...

ouch... :(

7:52 AM  
Anonymous terri said...

I'm still trying to figure out how he ... um... got it in and managed to endure it for some time before it pierced his bladder.

Eew... I think I have to go throw up now.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Rock Chef said...

Terri - Let's just say that desperate men have few limits!

10:52 AM  
Blogger EmmaK said...

that is priceless ! I am just amazed it wasn't excruciating just to stick the pencil up. It really shows that when a man is randy he will do some very foolish things.

1:50 PM  
Blogger tz said...

oh, wow....I have no idea what to say, except people are idiots...

and your birthday letter to hubby...awwww...was he your highschool sweetheart? I married mine, we'll have our 16th wedding anniv this may and we'll have been together for 23 years this april.

it just keeps getting better!

4:32 PM  
Blogger Lesley said...

OUCH!!! is all I can say and wow that he wanted to impress his girls so badly that he would do that.
lol at Rock Chef wondering if the article said if the woman was impressed...
And Happy Belated Birthday to your Hubby...
Hugs and thankyou for your read up about me... and more hugs because I read up about you...
Luv Lesley

2:06 AM  
Blogger Lesley said...

P.S With the comment about the guy and the girl.. that was one singular girl but an s ended up on the end making it sound like it was more than one woman he was trying to impress.

2:09 AM  
Blogger Sitting in Silence said...

Oh I have seen this except it was a kids crayon....

I can probably add a few more things to the list here as well...LMAO...

Love Emergency Nursing....LMAO

2:53 AM  
Blogger James said...

Ow...that doesn't bear thinking about..

8:31 PM  

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